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It's the final Rightmove Roundup of this cursed blessed year (do you actually believe in years tho) and we're going to

The Primrose Hill Diaries part 2

The thread of dread

The Primrose Hill Diaries, part 1

Oh it's the Rightmove Roundup alright and we need to talk about

How did it come to this, buying Kim Kardashian shapewear and getting stuck in it?

On feeling sick about it

Will these three things change my life?

It's the Rightmove Roundup of houses I can't quite believe exist.

They say it's good luck if a bird sh*ts on you but this was bad

It's the Rightmove Roundup with a Manhattan dreamhouse, Fire Island beach shack,

In which I meet a man at a Pulp show who has done something unspeakable

Well of course I joined Threads because

It's the Rightmove roundup and Richard E Grant is selling his Provence hideaway!

On not being sad

How to write a bestselling memoir

The Sophist: Charm school

It's the Rightmove round-up, encore une fois

The Sophist: in which I receive some very strange news indeed

It's the Rightmove roundup number whatever, counting is for the weak.

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