I went to Lily Allen's Christmas party at Stringfellows

and this will be a locked entry!

Dec 21

54

7

1

Get it get it get it

I've gone mad and done a shopping thing.

Dec 15

71

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5

November 2025

It's a cosy little Sunday evening Rightmove Roundup

Weeping over the dialectical nature of truth in Bloomsbury 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

Nov 23

96

44

7

28 things I've learned while parenting a teenager through school refusal.

All the things you hope you won't need to know. But maybe you will.

Nov 16

128

63

4

It's the Rightmove Roundup of deeply lustful wild properties

and definitely no pussy palaces

Nov 11

100

44

5

The politics of enjoying yourself

You can always tell who's going to win

Nov 7

118

12

8

October 2025

Love and gaslight

Obsessing over the Lily Allen I know

Oct 25

1,377

101

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August 2025

Do you know what day it is?

It's August the 1st. Of course you know what that means.

Aug 1

79

8

6

July 2025

I got caught on Coldplay's kisscam too

It didn't work out for me either.

Jul 20

35

9

4

Not everything is shit!

Some good things for once

Jul 16

104

40

5

It's the Rightmove Roundup of summer dreams

and sullen madness. A hall of art in Hollywood, a chateau in France, an off-grid shack in the English woodlands! And which comedy podcaster lives in a…

Jul 11

78

12

3

I can't believe she did that!

On Raynor Winn and her fraudulent memoir, The Salt Path

Jul 6

467

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