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We're on the waterfront with the Rightmove Roundup:
Little Venice houseboats, the island of Egyptian houses in the River Thames, a £125k bungalow on the Norfolk Broads or a $4m floater in California - you…
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How badly are your forties going?
Are you falling apart? Reconfiguring? Because there's a new explanation why...
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It's the Rightmove Roundup of country cottages under £500k
so you can at least pretend you're on holiday: we've got your dream country homes in Somerset, Devon and Cornwall for under half a million squiddles
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Am on an island
Beautiful people everywhere. Aaargh.
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July 2024

I was lying in bed last night
when it all kicked off
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June 2024

It's a Rightmove Roundup of houses so special they have mini-houses of their own
London! The Hebrides! Devon! Yorkshire! No trouble at all!
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May 2024

The Primrose Hill Diaries part 5
in which my daughter fights men for dogs
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March 2024

When the dread gets too much
It has been a slow winter.
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Thank God, it's the Rightmove Roundup
It's Sunday morning and God knows we need some property p*rn. So get in losers, we’re cruising into a 70s hall of mirrors in Beverly Hills, a novelist's…
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The Primrose Hill Diaries part 4: the Uber driver who came into my house
and didn't leave.
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A brand new Rightmove Roundup
The nicest houseboat I think I've ever seen, but is it sinking? Georgian manors in Somerset with tits ahoy, a Thai beach where you can rewrite The…
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February 2024

I'll tell you what's annoying
These effing things
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