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Thank God, it's the Rightmove Roundup
It's Sunday morning and God knows we need some property p*rn. So get in losers, we’re cruising into a 70s hall of mirrors in Beverly Hills, a novelist's…
Mar 24
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The Primrose Hill Diaries part 4: the Uber driver who came into my house
and didn't leave.
Mar 10
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A brand new Rightmove Roundup
The nicest houseboat I think I've ever seen, but is it sinking? Georgian manors in Somerset with tits ahoy, a Thai beach where you can rewrite The…
Mar 1
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February 2024
I'll tell you what's annoying
These effing things
Feb 28
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Unconditional love.
It's the thing I always thought I wanted. Until I got it.
Feb 14
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It's the celebrity special Rightmove Roundup
Rufus Wainwright in Laurel Canyon! Alan McGee in Primrose Hill! Quentin Blake in Hastings! Joan Didion finally selling in NYC after a whole year on the…
Feb 11
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January 2024
The Primrose Hill Diaries part 3
In which it all goes tits up. TOO SOON.
Jan 28
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It's the Rightmove Roundup with sea views in London, Ibiza, Venice and York!
Alright so some of these sea views are actually a pond. Or a canal. Or just a massive boozy flood.
Jan 14
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How to stop yourself
from spending all your money on elbow cream
Jan 8
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How to stop yourself
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Exactly ten years ago I wrote this,
after which, everything changed.
Jan 1
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December 2023
It's the final Rightmove Roundup of this cursed blessed year (do you actually believe in years tho) and we're going to
arty penthouses in Marseille, a medieval cathedral precinct in Suffolk, the sweetest yellow wood-panelled cottage for £169k, and a London terrace for…
Dec 29, 2023
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The Primrose Hill Diaries part 2
Me and Sadie Frost. It's been going on for some time.
Dec 24, 2023
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