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I went to Lily Allen's Christmas party at Stringfellows
and this will be a locked entry!
Dec 21
Get it get it get it
I've gone mad and done a shopping thing.
Dec 15

November 2025

It's a cosy little Sunday evening Rightmove Roundup
Weeping over the dialectical nature of truth in Bloomsbury 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
Nov 23
28 things I've learned while parenting a teenager through school refusal.
All the things you hope you won't need to know. But maybe you will.
Nov 16
It's the Rightmove Roundup of deeply lustful wild properties
and definitely no pussy palaces
Nov 11
The politics of enjoying yourself
You can always tell who's going to win
Nov 7

October 2025

Love and gaslight
Obsessing over the Lily Allen I know
Oct 25

August 2025

Do you know what day it is?
It's August the 1st. Of course you know what that means.
Aug 1

July 2025

I got caught on Coldplay's kisscam too
It didn't work out for me either.
Jul 20
Not everything is shit!
Some good things for once
Jul 16
It's the Rightmove Roundup of summer dreams
and sullen madness. A hall of art in Hollywood, a chateau in France, an off-grid shack in the English woodlands! And which comedy podcaster lives in a…
Jul 11
I can't believe she did that!
On Raynor Winn and her fraudulent memoir, The Salt Path
Jul 6
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