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When the dread gets too much
It has been a slow winter.
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Thank God, it's the Rightmove Roundup
It's Sunday morning and God knows we need some property p*rn. So get in losers, we’re cruising into a 70s hall of mirrors in Beverly Hills, a novelist's…
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The Primrose Hill Diaries part 4: the Uber driver who came into my house
and didn't leave.
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A brand new Rightmove Roundup
The nicest houseboat I think I've ever seen, but is it sinking? Georgian manors in Somerset with tits ahoy, a Thai beach where you can rewrite The…
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February 2024

I'll tell you what's annoying
These effing things
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Unconditional love.
It's the thing I always thought I wanted. Until I got it.
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It's the celebrity special Rightmove Roundup
Rufus Wainwright in Laurel Canyon! Alan McGee in Primrose Hill! Quentin Blake in Hastings! Joan Didion finally selling in NYC after a whole year on the…
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January 2024

The Primrose Hill Diaries part 3
In which it all goes tits up. TOO SOON.
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It's the Rightmove Roundup with sea views in London, Ibiza, Venice and York!
Alright so some of these sea views are actually a pond. Or a canal. Or just a massive boozy flood.
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How to stop yourself
from spending all your money on elbow cream
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Exactly ten years ago I wrote this,
after which, everything changed.
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December 2023

It's the final Rightmove Roundup of this cursed blessed year (do you actually believe in years tho) and we're going to
arty penthouses in Marseille, a medieval cathedral precinct in Suffolk, the sweetest yellow wood-panelled cottage for £169k, and a London terrace for…
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