Rufus Wainwright in Laurel Canyon! Alan McGee in Primrose Hill! Quentin Blake in Hastings! Joan Didion finally selling in NYC after a whole year on the market and also being dead!
I’ve thought about the manager thing a LOT. You mean to tell us that Chiswick was not the London hotbed we thought it was as Yorkshire teenage stoners 🫠 Hilarious
Ah-ha! Now I realise that when Martha Wainwright wrote Bloody Motherfucking Asshole (fab song btw) she was actually talking about that antler ceiling light in her brother's bedroom:
"it’s giving me a cricked neck just looking at all those low ceilings and enclosed spaces. No wonder Quentin Blake’s characters tend to walk with a stoop." Hahahahhh
Your witty commentary on celebrity homes and the quirks of the real estate market adds a refreshing layer of humor and insight to what could otherwise be a mundane topic. Your storytelling ability shines through, making even the descriptions of houses and decor engaging and entertaining. It's like taking a humorous tour through the world of celebrity real estate, complete with colorful anecdotes and sharp observations.
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I’ve thought about the manager thing a LOT. You mean to tell us that Chiswick was not the London hotbed we thought it was as Yorkshire teenage stoners 🫠 Hilarious
Ah-ha! Now I realise that when Martha Wainwright wrote Bloody Motherfucking Asshole (fab song btw) she was actually talking about that antler ceiling light in her brother's bedroom:
"No idea how it feels to be on your own
In your own home
With the fucking phone
And the mother of gloom
In your bedroom
Standing over your head"
"it’s giving me a cricked neck just looking at all those low ceilings and enclosed spaces. No wonder Quentin Blake’s characters tend to walk with a stoop." Hahahahhh
Your witty commentary on celebrity homes and the quirks of the real estate market adds a refreshing layer of humor and insight to what could otherwise be a mundane topic. Your storytelling ability shines through, making even the descriptions of houses and decor engaging and entertaining. It's like taking a humorous tour through the world of celebrity real estate, complete with colorful anecdotes and sharp observations.
Explore captivating Contemporary, Romance, Thriller & Suspense, Science Fiction, Horror, and more stories on my Substack for FREE at https://jonahtown.substack.com