The Sophist | Substack

Unlike everyone on my Instagram feed, I don't have any photos of me with the Pope

but he did nearly run me over.

Apr 22

The banned chapter of my memoir

They wouldn't let me print this one - with hindsight, I can see why.

Apr 19

I knew it. I knew it!

I was exactly right about how to profit from the stock market crash - but scroll past all that to read about meeting Jennifer Aniston, in the flesh, in…

Apr 10

25 pieces of life advice

that have truly helped me.

Apr 3

It's a Rightmove Roundup of utter madness

Featuring a guest post by Amy Liptrot, author of The Outrun! (The film's on Netflix and oh you might sob like I sobbed.)

Mar 30

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Apr 3

The Sophist: in which I receive some very strange news indeed

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Jan 5

The Primrose Hill Diaries, part 1

Dec 17, 2023

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