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Jodie's avatar

Maybe the twig art on the wall of the Chiswick palace is a posh bug hotel

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The Sophist's avatar

A bug hotel! £400 a night, blood-sucking costs extra.

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Jodie's avatar

https://www.woodlandtrust.org.uk/blog/2019/09/how-to-build-a-bug-hotel/

The Woodland Trust needs to know about bloodsucking extras

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The Sophist's avatar

Wait, what if - is it - could it genuinely be a bug hotel? Oh I want this to be true.

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Emma Gannon's avatar

Lol lol lol the weird boutique brothel and the white crypt!!!!

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The Sophist's avatar

Go on the video tour. I dare you. The crypt is genuinely quite distressing for reasons I am unable to explain.

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Emma Gannon's avatar

Lol I'm genuinely too scared to, I know I'll see a ghost (⁠*⁠_⁠*⁠)

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Mary's avatar

Cher’s too close to a main road

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The Sophist's avatar

Exactly what my dad would have said.

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KJL's avatar

That Chiswick pouf has reminded me I need to get satsumas, thank you.

Also is anybody else having a full body cringe at the thought of the poor Montpelier person having to pack up and move that workshop?

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