In trouble with the authorities again

I just can't catch a break

After my last post on here, which was about an accident involving a comedian that led to me and my daughter being put on a police register - no I’m not joking, though joking was what got us into that particular mess - I thought the future could surely only look more calm.

Sadly, my daughter and I have found ourselves in trouble with the authorities again. Even though it all started off so well, when we were invited to a Christmas Day ceremony in a Royal Palace in the heart of London. Let me explain.